And Soon They'll be Open 8 Days a Week

My goodness, is it already 25 o'clock? I've got to be up at half past 32!

Hat-tip to Karen @ kapercreative for the pic!

On the Good Ship Management

"Yes, Your Managementship. Right away, Your Manangementship. Please don't fire me, Your Managementship."

And Still They're Poor

In commemoration of this week's post on comma splices.

A Message From My Daughter, Who Soaked the Bathroom Floor When Washing Her Feet

Thanks for the heads-up, Abby. I can forgive the slippery floor, but misspelling three out of four words earns you a passage from Strunk & White for story-time tonight.

The Evolution of Meanings

Spam and cookies are in the next aisle.

We Hold These Truths to be Self-Evident...

It appears the sign-writer grew weary of capitalization halfway through. 

It's Called the Edith Head

Attack of the Zombie Polar Bears!

From The Province. Again.

Billboarded

Personally, I would capitalize the p.s. and uncap the "OUR" (the emphasis isn't really needed there). But I don't think I'll bother Emily with those things just now. Something tells me she's not in the mood.

But First I Have to Look Under my Hat for Gophers...

Notice how the one penguin depicted in the bottom left illustration is watching his drunken penguin buddy pull the "lie under the car" Jackass stunt. Stupid penguins. Anyway, there should be a colon after Warning.

From the Makers of "Little Bastard" Toilet Plungers...

A lot of enigmatic hyphenation (and adverbing) going on here, Stupid Child. 

Necronomics

Those dead peoples need an apostrophe

It's Offical...

She has more signs just like this in her car.

What Would Jesus Do...To Protect Me From His Followers?

The Androgynous Zone

Well, Maybe God and Merriam-Webster

Woman's Gone Wild

Obviously, that should be women. But wait a minute...it could be a contraction of "woman is". For all we know, he could be a "one-wild-woman" man. I think we have to give Cletus the benefit of the doubt on this one.

Poor Bill

No error here. Just thought it was funny.

Is Our Children Learning?

A Donner Party Dessert

Oh, what a difference an apostrophe can make. Bryan, a friend from Scottsdale (and a renowned baseball bloggist) sends along this disturbing image from a local farmer's market:

If you don't believe Hallie, just try having a couple of grandmas with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.