The Paws That Refreshes

Today's entry is from the slick and glossy (and mind-numbingly shallow) Vancouver freebie, Ion Magazine. It features an achingly inane, student-newspaper-style Editor's Letter that contains the following sentence:

Hit the accelerator in mid-September if you want, but now is summer and it's time to take your foot off the gas and put on the parking break, cuz every day is a spontaneous party waiting to happen.

Parking break? Give me a brake.

I won't even get into the whole "cuz" thing, or how something spontaneous can be waiting to happen.