I went to my favorite lunch place again today and noticed a new sign, squeaked out with a Sharpie and scotch-taped to the side of the cash register:
WE DO NOT ACCPECT
$100 BILL
Obviously, this is a simple typo. What they mean to say, I'm sure, is, "WE DO NOT EXPECT $100 BILL." Because, really, in this economy, who's buying a cheap takeout lunch with a C-Note?