Gibbsgate

"White House Jester Beheaded For Making Fun of Soaring National Debt" reads the headline on The Onion's home page today. The lead under the photo begins:

"For crimes of great arrogance and cheek, His Idiocy the White House Jester has been sentenced to a swift demise," said White House Press Secretary Robert Gates.

Robert Gates is the Defense Secretary. The White House Press Secretary is Robert Gibbs.